Wow-ing at the weather

Wow! Whats with the weather? Like seriously. Ok, granted that it should be cold --its winter after all, but the weather seems to be developing a split personality. One moment its sunny blue skies, the next its pouring down with rain. Whats up with that? Having ciggy breaks is no fun when a few seconds after you've lit a cigarette you have to rush inside because its pissing cats and dogs! And its a waste of cigarettes because in our haste to get out of the rainy onslaught we drop them, grind them under our shoes and rush in doors, where from behind the safety of the glass and the roof we watch longingly at our discarded cigarettes lying helplessly at the foot of the bench.